Yeah, so, I'll never understand hocuses. No offense or nothing, but... yeah, never gonna understand 'em.

Yeah, we got that too, but it don't stop folks from finding loopholes and just fucking with people for fun anyway. And doing stuff that's still okay by them.

...Didn't know you could do that for a living and not go hungry.

I haven't heard any of that shit you mentioned. I'll trade you. Ever heard of The Swan's Lover? It has a magical doodad, too.