[ He might be writing these down, because he's actually not too familiar with them. ] Cursed bed, hm? I know most artifacts are...um cursed. Enchantments, unfortunately, are not usually used for good purposes. More than likely to keep people from using said artifacts. But this certainly will help.

Oh heavens I can't stop now. I almost have it...it's just...still a bit finicky. All this hocus as you call it, is for a good cause I assure you.